MICHAEL’S CROTCH DANCE
Them dancers, singers on MTV,
why do they grab their crotches frequently?
I’ve tried, but I still can’t figure it out
just what on earth that dance move’s all about.
That crotch-clutching flick of a mannequin
must be a pop or hip-hop hand routine
with nothing there that’s meant to be obscene,
but which these prudish eyes just now have seen.
But then if it’s because of poor hygiene,
the derma-doc must check what’s in between;
if they don’t wash and scrub themselves real clean,
like chimps with lice, they’ll scratch, they’ll make a scene.
Surely they know too well what should be done:
if they don’t scrape the itch, it would be gone.
Well, , dance king of all climes,
at fifty, still clutches his crotch fifty times!!
Remarks from the author, Rom Naces:
Michael is one of the elite, talented, tragic icons of musicland..freddie mercury, elvis, van morrison, jimmy hendrix, janis joplin, jim croce,, karen carpenter, others..they could still have given the world so much more of their music..they could have..
I prefer Michael’s irresistible, danceable beats..and fancy, fantastic footworks..but i noticed a certain hand move (hikap-pundeyo, or hikap-kadto hehehe) which he predictably did when he danced … from the billy jean days through the thriller episode up to his latest and last outings worldwide..
this “choreographic mannerism”, for over a decade, affected even the present hip-hop dancers, even singers..the ones on TV I see my teenage kids closely study and imitate..bisan singers mokanta, hikap gyapon pundeyo, ala michael.. i scribbled lines about these..and with due respect to michael now doing the moonwalk somewhere.